Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, my boss made me come in at 10 a.m. instead of noon like he usually does. I’ve had nine cups of coffee and STILL can’t keep my eyes open. Why am I like this? FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
Today, I did the walk of shame at work after walking in 20 minutes late with a venti iced coffee in my hand for the umpteenth time, my boss then told me to pack up all my things and get out so I could have all the time in the world to get iced coffees. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.
science-teacher 15
Coffe can cause a latte problems
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science-teacher 15
f your life
SixthSinEnvy 39
I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.
science-teacher 15
Coffe can cause a latte problems
Sports_guy3 28
Abarica beans
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I smell trouble brewing...
science-teacher 15
*Coffee Sorry guys
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Repeating funny things makes you funny, you should've laughed. Right? Guys?
JosephMoore77 8
Off that's what you classify as funny, and if you actually do that to sound funny. I feel bad for your friends.
threer 30
Or MAYBE that was a joke and an awesome one at that?
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Thank you 27!
Shaowolf 17
Record him and put him as ringtone. He would appreciate it
thatisaWIN 5
12 hours straight of "Arabica beans" over and over? You must get paid good, or really need this job. FYL
lex1459 38
I hope you get a much deserved raise.
olpally 33
That's more annoying then a teacher clawing her nails down a chalkboard. Argh.
daniel_dd31 13
There is no way that is worse then nails on a blackboard. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. *shivers*
science-teacher 15
haha
frozenfreeze 5
Arabica beans
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Beans beans the magical beans the more you eat the more you fart
Enslaved 38
You're saying it wrong. It's "Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart". Didn't mean to go robusta on your ass!
addysonnn 8
I actually think 11 was getting "beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot" mixed up with what you said, Enslaved.
Enslaved 38
Hot damn! They have more than one of these poems about farting? Lol
graceinsheepwear 34
...the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal. Yup, the toot version is the one I grew up hearing.
showmeyourears 19
I always heard it as "the MUSICAL fruit".
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Bart said it, from the Simpson's ,, Damn people
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Eat beans the magical fart the more you eat them the more you beans fart the eat