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Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (4071)

On 10/11/2013 at 2:09am - work - by Itsnotmeitsyou (woman) - Australia

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Just tell him youre not interested. It might be harsh but it's actually the nicest way to go about it

#1 - On 10/11/2013 at 6:14am by baxeh

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Well, maybe you should just stop playing hard to get, and go out with me. HIM!! I meant him! It's not me..... DEFINITELY not me..... (runs)

#5 - On 10/11/2013 at 6:16am by joawmeens

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