WhyMe6495 · 6 October 2013, 22:28 ·Niagara Falls, United States Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 121 You deserved it 3 138 62 comments Share
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NessaMae 19
I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..
Carebeareatu 23
Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...
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NessaMae 19
I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..
\ 28
If word gets around that OP actually notices this, people will start doing it just to piss him off...
Lacist 19
I don't understand how other people being immature affects OP's life so much I say "FML".
qwapteam 8
Because would you want to go up to someone who was grouping it and ask them to stop repeatedly? Without getting annoyed?
Tupelo_Honey 30
Where do you work, that this happens repeatedly?!
leonchen7498 12
hmm maybe a shop that sells clothing? >_>
Tupelo_Honey 30
Well, obviously!
Zomg_Okay 26
That narrows it down to only several billion shops, good thinking #10! We're getting closer, I can feel it.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Maybe Walmart
WhyMe6495 16
I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month
hcollins1 18
Maybe it's just all the Walmart's in the general area that I live in, but I'm pretty sure they don't have mannequins.
itscare1217 13
I can honestly say I've never seen a Kmart with mannequins lol !
LindsayxMoore 18
actually walmart doesnt have mannequins. at least not any of the ones Ive been to or worked at.
britbear122812 7
she said kmart.....
Carebeareatu 23
Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...
saxybandgeek 14
Have you seen the ones that have protruding nipples?
Grand_Cookie 21
It always kinda creeps me out when I see a mannequin with nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!? "OMG Becky! This one will show off your nipples sooo well!" "Like totally Stacy! Now all the boys will come talk to me!"
rocker_chick105 31
The boys wouldn't talk to Stacy, they'd talk to her mom
Lemurcat 12
'Cuz everyone knows that Stacey's mom has got it going on.
ericnx 8
Why didn't you just enjoy the show?
Pwib 14
Sounds like a shitty situation.
\ 28
Your frontal lobes, sir. Hand them over.
AnOriginalName 19
#9, he can't give what he doesn't have.
thatonegirlnic 10
Then don't have such bodacious mannequins.
BreynHope 11
Were the mannequin's ******* out? Because if so, it's an open invitation. Everyone needs a grope or two, even in Macy's.
dontkilljay 14
Oh please. Did you see how those mannequins were dressed? They were totally asking for it
Grand_Cookie 21
Sorry about that. I just get kinda lonely some time.
Deezknutz 8
To be fair, they can often be sexy.