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Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39927) - you deserved it (3507)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

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I'm all for public breastfeeding, it's not sexual or anything but that was te wrong place and wrong time

#7 - On 10/03/2013 at 8:14pm by laaryssa

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Ugh! That sucks, sorry to hear that

#1 - On 10/03/2013 at 8:12pm by anjila77

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