Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML
Today, I was promoted to a management position and finally get to have my own office, only to find out it's located in the basement and has no windows. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)
Wizardo 33
Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.
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Comments (107)
MissWhitneyB 17
People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)
MissWhitneyB 17
Deserved* Oops -_-
Since1998 20
I didnt even notice the spelling mistake on the first read around :)
iammeorami 25
scooby mrayed a mristake sowry.
snowby2 15
clearly OP deserved it more than the other person. I don't think a company wants someone who is going to put crap on someone else's desk to have the promotion. they chose right
Shadomasta 5
I wonder if her name is Debra and it was her boss who shit on her desk after she rejected him.
rockaroths 15
Are you Debra from the music video "Like a boss?"
nurchok 15
Congrats OP. It must have been the other employee that didn't get the position...
tjv3 10
Send it out for a DNA test then order a new desk
Wizardo 33
Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Some people need to grow up. Just because you beat them to the job, they put a pile of crap on your desk? Screw them. Congrats on the new promotion, op.
clemsi 20
Just means OP is the shit
corporatescoundr 25
Ahhhh... The sweet smell of spite and bitterness. Congrats OP, and don't worry about a little poo. You can pay to have someone clean it up now.
Mirorbo 26
I always see that suggestion in various comments sections, but I never thought anyone would do it.
MagicStallion 9
That must've REALLY put you down in the dumps...
Mobyman30 9
Ahh what a "shitty" surprise? No one? Ok.... I just hope it wasn't too "corny." Still no one? Anyone? Ok
DFresh503 8
I've heard of shit jobs before, but that's ridiculous
AmberBlazeee 18
Poor OP, sounds like your day is already in the shitter.
Pauschinator 22
Jealousy is one strong emotion.
reaxion 25
Or in this case, motion :-)
corporatescoundr 25
Cocaine is one helluva drug.
pdp_fml 21
I guess that you had to clean the shit off of your desk. Someone was envious of your promotion. That really sucks.
vipirius 18
No shit
Typicall 21
That's so gross.
zBLAKEz 23
Sounds like a shitty job.
Bano360 25
*sigh*
ImAFaker 29
The job was a good thing. The shit on the desk.... Maybe not