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Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44615) - you deserved it (3272)

On 08/28/2013 at 12:06am - work - by DefinitelyNotDogshit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

#1 - On 08/28/2013 at 6:08am by MissWhitneyB

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Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

#2 - On 08/28/2013 at 6:08am by Wizardo

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