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FML - The follow-up

Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

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Hey guys, OP here! Yeah hahah, it was just funny because literally 5 minutes before hand, I questioned whether he had, because I had my suspicions and he had a huge go at me for even suggesting it. I'm basically 'thick' because I didn't figure that when we were arguing about his number of jobs, he said 'at least I'm not an unemployed prick' he was talking about his actual genitalia, rather than just his employment (we weren't having sex because I was still recovering from an operation because I
By Jennandco - / Tuesday 28 April 2015 05:23 / United Kingdom
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To be fair, that naked water balloon fight should have been the first give-away. And then that game of naughty charades where they spelled it out for you in interpretive dance. And then the Pictionary. My God, the Pictionary.

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@32 probably jealousy and pride. Something like "ha, that bitch thinks she stole him away from me, but the truth is that he has always loved me more, I'm better than her, and this proves it. And now she's the one who is the fool since obviously she has no idea" Pretty delusional if you ask me. You wouldn't be his "ex" and reduced to a secret squeeze if he truly loved you, no matter what he says. Which (imo) makes you the much greater fool than the one being cheated on.

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32. I think it's one of those "love is blind" things. I think that the "other" person is usually in love and they think that the cheating person is in love with them the same way they are with him/her. They don't realize that the cheating person has more years put in and has developed a whole life with their spouse and that they're just getting their extra stuff on the side as a filler of what they think is lacking in their marriage. Which is why most of the cheaters never le

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I thought thick was associated with figure? Like, curvy figures but still, you know, trained and stuff. At least, that's how we use and know it here. In our context, thick is indeed a good thing

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Depends on the fire. Wildfires often are fought with a controlled burn to remove flammable materials in the path, in order to "starve" the fire when it reaches that point.

To be fair, that naked water balloon fight should have been the first give-away. And then that game of naughty charades where they spelled it out for you in interpretive dance. And then the Pictionary. My God, the Pictionary.

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