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Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo (man) - United States

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I doubt you can file a wrongful termination lawsuit in this situation. It looked pretty bad. Did you at least cover your mouth?

#1 - On 07/28/2013 at 8:21pm by irisiridescent

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Restaurants are like that, very specific about hygiene. Its a good thing that cleanliness is a priority but that sucks that you got fired over something stupid like that. Sorry.

#3 - On 07/28/2013 at 8:21pm by wowthatissad

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