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Man or woman?

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54829) - you deserved it (6345)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

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That's fucking awesome, don't change it.

#2 - On 07/20/2013 at 1:36pm by boredSOLDIER

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Try turning off the volume

#1 - On 07/20/2013 at 1:36pm by MsConfusedd

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