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Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41241) - you deserved it (25000)

On 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm - work - by naps aren't what they used to be (man) - United States

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It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job

#1 - On 04/27/2013 at 9:07pm by ashesanddust

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You should be doing your job better.

#2 - On 04/27/2013 at 9:07pm by waffule365

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