naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
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Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Krule
Redding, United States
Women be shopping
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
stolenbike
United States
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
truth
United States
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Top comments
ashesanddust 8
It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job
waffule365 16
You should be doing your job better.
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Comments (126)
ashesanddust 8
It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job
thesubconscious 9
"Naps aren't what they used to be"
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Maybe the nap was a mini coma?
AninOnin 24
Or maybe the garage had multiple entrances/exits?
waffule365 16
You should be doing your job better.
dmoran20 27
Or find one that doesn't require common sense....
gc327072 30
52- after all, all you have to do to become a YouTube commenter is go say "fake and gay".
quontag 15
55, that is the fakest gayest thing I have heard in my life.
rawr_ily96 24
Somebody makes a living as a YouTube commenter. *cough*73*cough*
rapunzel3416 28
It might just be me but if I saw someone stealing my car I would freeze up and call the cops from a distance. There's no way I'd approach them. But I'm probably just a chicken.
ninjaCarebear 17
75- Sarcasm. Ever heard of it?
Dashelle 25
Hey, don't go blaming the OP. Obviously that place has some security issue, or they wouldn't hire him in the first place!
Nighthunter 11
Good job man!
Kyle_Kawi27 7
This comment made me laugh, thanks bro.
fckwhyme 11
kinda deserved it
MrClean17 15
I don't think anyone really deserves to have their car stolen. OP certainly could have made it harder for the crooks though
_DudeGuy_ 16
44, look at op's name, he kinda deserves it.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Ya if he was doing his job
DogsPaw 16
Stolen car to Kidnapping... That escalated quickly.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
There's not much you could do in either case if the criminal has a gun.
HortonThelephant 15
Gone in 60 Seconds? Sure hope you aren't the guard in my parking garage..
Uhscanherdarklee 10
The first movie to pop in my head when I read parking garage was "The Human Centipede 2".
Mr_Satan 11
Seriously?.... They made a second one?.... And people actually watched it?....
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Well, I half watched it. Between the slits in my fingers covering my eyes. That counts right? Much worse than the first.
beckilynn77_fml 8
How do you explain that on the police report, or the IR you have to write up?
Capt_Oblivious 10
I'd take that issue up with the security. .......oh, wait
koolkool994 28
I had to put YDI as you should know what's going on at your job
Adhdkid107 9
New hardest decision not telling cops your car got stolen, or pretty much telling your boss your bad at your job...
arsenicalhumor 30
Damnitt. I read #17 wrong. x.x; I was thinking 4th instead of 3rd. Thumb me down please x.x;;
DippinGrizzly907 27
And because it is forbidden for 38 to thumb you down, I shall. Yet I am thumbing you down because your Canadian
arsenicalhumor 30
Haha thanks, #38! ^^
TresAmusant 11
It's all a tricky test by your employers to see of you're actually doing your job. Clearly, you're not.