Transportation: Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure”...

By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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Asshat parking technique

By MadMax - 26/06/2013 20:49 - United States - Nashua

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML

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By AJL - 04/07/2014 01:30 - United States

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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Targeted

By Anonymous - 10/06/2020 05:08

Today, I woke up and went down to my apartment's underground garage/laundry area to do my laundry and noticed my family's car in the back of the lot, as far away from the garage door as can be, had been broken into. The other, more expensive cars around the garage were untouched. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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aero_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

thx1138_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:11

I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....

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SergioFML 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:04

Fail.

idontfkincare 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:28

all aboard the failboat!

KJLD5 0

Monday 18 October 2010 6:59

wow what a rich bitch :P

Metal1209 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Awww man that sucks, and is really ironic too!

mccool37 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:27

Ironic?

FweakofCydonia 40

Friday 25 December 2015 1:51

Ironic because his motorcycle got stolen at a "secure" parking garage.

WormFromABird 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:06

Lmao, that just sucks... Hope your car was insured or something

kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:09

Man. Sounds like you did everything you possibly could :

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:13

This isn't funny!! FMLs should have some humor in them...it says so in the moderation thingy, look: "A good FML should be authentic, well written and make you laugh without being too shocking." This is too shocking!! I demand that it be removed!! NOW!!