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Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38380) - you deserved it (4734)

On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

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As an American I would like to say, thank god we're not all idiots.

#3 - On 04/12/2013 at 1:02pm by boycrazy30007

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If we step onto your land, we own it. Wait, that's not how it works?

#10 - On 04/12/2013 at 1:10pm by MrConcise

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