Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
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Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh, so being my usual joking self I kidded, "Why aren't those kids in school?" She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Hey, at least your mom has got it going on
NeatNit 32
What a pretty name for a cow.
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NeatNit 32
What a pretty name for a cow.
perdix 29
They've shown that cows with names give more milk than those who are just numbered. The shit you learn when you live in America's Dairyland!
fml121785 14
I wonder if they make better tasting steaks too if they're named instead of numbered....
fordfan89 9
they do!
HeartOfLead 24
Is this an insult to OP?
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
I don't know, but I live in a rural town in Australia which has a lot of farms with cattle on them, and one of the preschool/childcare teachers here just happens to be called Miss Stacey. Irony, actual event or coincidence?
saIty 17
Hey, at least your mom has got it going on
Eamon666 3
Probably dinkleb
CareFace 16
Didn't understand that reply... Tried Googling; even Google doesn't understand.
Maverick52 13
I think #15 meant to say dinkleburg. If you've ever watched the fairy oddparents you'll understand.
NeatNit 32
I don't get #2, which apparently I should because someone else tried to post the same thing.... And Google's not working for me for some reason.
DontClickOnMe 28
37 - He's making a reference to the song Stacey's Mom. In the lyrics, it says "Stacey's mom has got it going on".
coolboy675 16
Op should have a kid and name her Stacey so she could get it going on too.
pipinya 8
46 - and she should name HER daughter Stacey, so the Stacey's of the future can get it goin on for generations to come
perdix 29
Have you won any prizes, Miss Stacey?
DaisyDanger 7
I used to show cows when I was younger and 4-H chose them for me, one year I showed a cow named Marilyn. That is my Mom's name, I had a hard time not laughing either! Just let the kids have their fun, if it is a daycare they likely just think it is ironic at their age, not a fat joke!
spazz666 18
If they're in daycare I don't think they would know what irony is. I imagine a bunch of little kids pointing and shrieking "MISS STACEY THAT COW IS NAMED AFTER YOU!!!" While giggling in that annoyingly charming way only little kids can.
Docbee 11
It's more coincidental than ironic.
insertnameherr 11
At least your mom has got it going on. EDIT: sorry, 2 beat me to it!
Mads_1234 28
Ooh, tough luck. May your comment RIP.
superalubba 13
Maybe its a sign
Mister_Triangle 21
If you work in childcare then you should realize that the kids were laughing at the shared name, not that you like a cow. They would have laughed if they saw a cucumber named Miss Stacy.
Mister_Triangle 21
*look like
jessie1 9
Everyone would laugh if they saw a cucumber called Miss Stacey
RedPillSucks 31
Not sure if that makes the burn sting less.
Rodville 28
Wouldn't a cucumber be Mr. Stacy?
pipinya 8
39 - and whyyyy is that? Please, elaborate on your logic and make that sound as un-sexist as possible
LupeTabasco 5
60: because a cucumber doesn't look like a ******?
jessie1 9
Oh my god 60 that's not even sexist. Stop attacking people. I get that you want to be all super feminist, but chill-bloody-ax.
xcalabrese3x 6
At least you have something named after you
oj101 33
Time to change your name to Malibu Stacey.
benmec 18
Yes! And move into a Malibu Stacey Dreamhouse!
talldude4u 3
Well now that they *brought* another Miss Stacey, may her clones descend >:D I love typos. :3