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Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML

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Congrats on the new job.

#1 - On 03/11/2013 at 12:37am by ihpp

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They need advice so they can pass their drug tests at work.

#2 - On 03/11/2013 at 12:38am by Quinn32

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