Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
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Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
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Top comments
clackity 7
you are what is wrong with this world...
TwoOneFive 11
Harlem shake is annoying as shit
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Comments (121)
ASSASSIN95 17
Why are you complaining? I'd prefer that over learning
clackity 7
you are what is wrong with this world...
BulldogHoops 14
You are why this generation is a disgrace. FEEL THE BURDEN ON YOUR SHOULDERS. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
SqueakyChipmunk 21
You will learn, and you'll like it, goddamnit! The last thing we need is another dumbass on earth.
ironichalibut 24
Unless they let you into college for free where you're from, it's probably that considering tuition, they just paid a lot of money watching something try could've for free on the Internet.
happle 21
47 is right. I would complain to his boss about this. I don't pay to see people's terrible viral videos.
chrisp87 11
Are you joking bro? This is the reason why over half on the generation is brain dead. Doing the Harlem shake doesn't help matters much. You probably should go slap yourself for even making that statement.
natsaysheyyy 16
Alas, the future of America right here...
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Don't mean to offend, but I can't take what you're saying seriously when your profile picture is you flipping off the camera...
ProjectN69 12
Skool is 4 chumps
Ololo_fml 16
true! next time make and show him your gangnam style video)
primespore 12
I agree with one
laurencheese 7
That's ******* cool!
CheeseTron 15
!looc gnikcuf s'tahT By writing this backwards, I'm stating that; no its ******* not.
fuzz97 23
that really wasn't necessary. but yeah, the Harlem Shake is dumb as shit
Geekyandproud 19
It's a piece of shit... It's boring and franking getting old already! JUST STAHP!
fuzz97 23
yes really
CamcAmIaM 10
The only good one is with Freddiew when he beats up someone for trying it. It's called "Friend's don't let friend's Harlem Shake" or something.
TEXASDude45 5
It's the same thing as gangnam style. People are still finding out about it even when it's been out forever.
clackity 7
Tuition well spent... demand a refund.
chanellgymnast 17
Whenever I watch any Harlem Shake video, my face shows less expression than Kristen Stewart.
theawkwardlife 21
Honestly, its just a thirty second video...
spazz666 18
So, is it safe to assume you've never gone to college then?
gc327072 30
When you have a job and your boss wastes your time, you can't demand compensation. Have some patience, man!
thepunman 11
With the terrorists?
thepunman 11
Con Los terroristas!
nava1210 12
Neither. Shut up.
TwoOneFive 11
Harlem shake is annoying as shit
perdix 29
#5, Luckily, it's only thirty seconds. Most Americans are trained to ignore drivel in 30-second chunks.
thepunman 11
On the fml app, there's an ad for the song RiGHT below the Fml. Well played fml. Well played.
TwoOneFive 11
It may be only 30 seconds but during those thirty seconds all you see is a bunch of white guys acting like squirrels on crack
ProjectN69 12
Harlem shake is hilarious. Incoming dislikes. **** the haters!!
shanee108 9
The cat with the turtle bin in the yacht
cnator 12
I find these dances insensitive to people with Parkinson's.
Nicholi124 10
Lol fyl
CaptinFalconKnig 6
You should showed him the cyanide and happiness Harlem shake video
perdix 29
What are you talking about? He totally schooled you! Kinda makes you nostalgic for Gangnam Style, dudn't it?
perdix 29
#39, hey, maybe you can bring back the Achy-Breaky?
perdix 29
The Wobble
ajeppsen 25
The macerana?