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Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31919) - you deserved it (3563)

On 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm - work - by FUCK THE PIGS (man) - United States (California)

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What did you do to piss her off, anyway? You totally got framed.

#2 - On 01/26/2013 at 5:10pm by calivianya

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I must say, I love your username.

#1 - On 01/26/2013 at 5:09pm by mk58

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