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Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Yet another FML that proves old people aren't so innocent.

#2 - On 01/22/2013 at 12:42pm by Dblocker

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Yeah, down on your knees is nice . . . but on the other hand, if you have to reach a low spot, turn around and bend over at the waist. Your tips will go through the roof!

Whatever you do, don't squat -- that's just ugly.

#4 - On 01/22/2013 at 12:45pm by perdix

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