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Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Yet another FML that proves old people aren't so innocent.
Yeah, down on your knees is nice . . . but on the other hand, if you have to reach a low spot, turn around and bend over at the waist. Your tips will go through the roof!
Whatever you do, don't squat -- that's just ugly.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014