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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)

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That's okay. I didn't need to eat lunch today anyways. FYL OP.

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 12:56pm by irisiridescent

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You're a shit head for not throwing the diaper away in the trash right away.

#4 - On 01/02/2013 at 12:59pm by ICastillo

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