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Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7922) - you deserved it (28021)

On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)

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While you do deserve this one, you can always call back and say it was a bad connection and you couldn't hear them. Not completely lying anyway.

#3 - On 11/28/2012 at 2:52am by mperniciaro

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Oh dear. I hope he hung up before you started yelling "Hello? HELLO?" into the phone.

#2 - On 11/28/2012 at 2:52am by Kallian

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