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Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20093) - you deserved it (1518)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

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Did you tell her to grab her shit and get out?

#3 - On 11/28/2012 at 2:43am by Right_in_Two

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Op: "Sorry for the inconvenience, ma'am. To make up for it, have these Pharmacy coupons for birth control."
If she's really an extreme couponer, she will get on her knees, cry tears of joy, and thank you for the coupons.

#10 - On 11/28/2012 at 2:50am by NoorFML

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