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Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:44am - work - by Ophelia - United States (New Mexico)

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What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.

#5 - On 11/22/2012 at 6:07am by ks23

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I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day

#4 - On 11/22/2012 at 6:06am by Bakarra

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