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By Ophelia - 22/11/2012 05:44 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Tyler - 06/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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By jend - 23/05/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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ks23 9

Thursday 22 November 2012 12:07

What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.

Bakarra 22

Thursday 22 November 2012 12:06

I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day

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medmura 1

Friday 23 November 2012 23:46

First world problems

zander4310 5

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:00

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Sacytrl 28

Monday 16 September 2013 20:38

The Memoirs of a MacDonalds Employee Jokes, but the MacDonalds here always seem ridiculously packed...

Wellsley_493 11

Saturday 19 October 2013 1:15

Yeah. I know how that goes OP. Winter shifts at the McDonald's I work at are sooooo slow.

ashleyylove3 22

Saturday 30 November 2013 17:17

YDI for working at mcdonalds.

AbbyMaexx 2

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:13

Wow... that's..... awful...???

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 29 September 2014 12:16

Me and you are on the same page OP!

Winchester1990 19

Monday 14 November 2016 16:10

Obviously you know nothing about second cleaning tasks coz I work there and on lobby, I'm constantly busy, I never get a chance to stand around and be bored.

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