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Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States

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I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment and can be sued for that.

#3 - On 11/16/2012 at 11:40pm by LadyGore

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That sucks sorry OP that your boss is a creeper

#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 11:37pm by JJBADGE10

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