Leech

By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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Oh, the patriarchy

By confused - 09/02/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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You deserved it 125

Whiner!

By mrjude - 29/04/2024 03:00

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 113

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 5 171

Creep in chief

By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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You deserved it 6 145

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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You deserved it 3 077

By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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You deserved it 3 913

Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"

By undateable - 18/10/2020 02:01 - United States

Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML

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Make up your mind

By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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Baby_123 8

Friday 22 May 2020 17:38

Step 1 HR Step 2 Lawsuit Step 3 get the idiot fired

GamerChickxoxo 16

Friday 22 May 2020 18:37

not every company or small business has hr, there may not be a level above this boss,cops/lawyer lawsuit, its only gonna get worse if you let it slide.

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Kurliez408 32

Friday 22 May 2020 17:30

HR. now.

Baby_123 8

Friday 22 May 2020 17:38

Step 1 HR Step 2 Lawsuit Step 3 get the idiot fired

GamerChickxoxo 16

Friday 22 May 2020 18:37

not every company or small business has hr, there may not be a level above this boss,cops/lawyer lawsuit, its only gonna get worse if you let it slide.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 22 May 2020 20:15

Report the skeevy ****.

mmm1810 22

Friday 22 May 2020 20:33

Is your boss Joe Biden?

IamComrade 16

Friday 22 May 2020 23:45

Nah, creepy Uncle Joe is into children.

ojoRojo 27

Saturday 23 May 2020 16:27

Sounds more like trump

John Martin 5

Saturday 23 May 2020 8:07

Tell him you’re sure he will appreciate being unemployed if his behavior continues. Recommend your last job to him, as a hint of what he could be doing soon...