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Today, I got fired from a job that I've had for four days for being too "secretive." Apparently, I was leaning over my notebook so that my boss couldn't stand behind me and read what I was writing. The email literally said I was "being too sneaky". They were work notes. FML
Before you leave, put a sticky note pack in your cubicle that reads:
"Since you seemed so keen on being a nosy ass, I made this note especially for you:"
Then make him flip through about twenty sticky notes with arrows or "Almost there!" before he gets to:
"Go fuck yourself."
It won't get you your job back, but you'll be laughing your way through the unemployment line.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015