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Today, I got fired from a job that I've had for four days for being too "secretive." Apparently, I was leaning over my notebook so that my boss couldn't stand behind me and read what I was writing. The email literally said I was "being too sneaky". They were work notes. FML
Before you leave, put a sticky note pack in your cubicle that reads:
"Since you seemed so keen on being a nosy ass, I made this note especially for you:"
Then make him flip through about twenty sticky notes with arrows or "Almost there!" before he gets to:
"Go fuck yourself."
It won't get you your job back, but you'll be laughing your way through the unemployment line.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.