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Today, while working security at a welfare office, I had to listen as a claimant gushed about her upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and haven't had a vacation since 2006. FML

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On 09/28/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by getajob (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Gota love people abuseing the welfare system...

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 7:47pm by NoraT

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And she is applying for welfare?! I hate that some people are working hard to make a living for themselves in these tough times, while others are flying under the fucking radar, and cheating the system. I hope she gets turned down.

#3 - On 09/28/2012 at 7:49pm by misspulkadot24

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