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Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11417) - you deserved it (1993)

On 09/23/2012 at 8:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Any man that chooses violence as the answer needs to be replaced.

#1 - On 09/24/2012 at 3:03am by DerrickJames

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Maybe your boyfriend is more of a pancake guy.

#7 - On 09/24/2012 at 3:09am by khaayotic

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