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Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (1953)

On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Tell them to tell other people about your awesome restroom.

#1 - On 09/16/2012 at 5:10am by Anti666

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Should've locked him in and make him pay up to be let out. Extra profit!

#3 - On 09/16/2012 at 5:12am by alcoholmage

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