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Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML

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On 09/08/2012 at 6:39pm - work - by me - United States

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I wonder why they named it Hugo? Of all names!

#3 - On 09/09/2012 at 3:05am by tne201992

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If it's large enough for everyone else to notice, how could you not feel something building a home in your ear?

#5 - On 09/09/2012 at 3:06am by FearAndWonder

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