Health and Work: Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead...

By mee - 08/09/2012 22:39 - United States

Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML

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Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML

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By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Neckbruise101 - 15/10/2016 06:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML

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Sunday 9 September 2012 9:05

I wonder why they named it Hugo? Of all names!

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 9 September 2012 9:06

I had a zit in my ear once. Those things are painful, I don't know how you didn't notice it XD

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amandajlucas2015 2

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:08

That's gross.. I think I barfed a little

DisasterReport 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 22:16

Ewwwww you get those when you wear earphones for too long and don't clean them.

bloodangel494 1

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:28

so I'm going to take a gues and say you don't clean your ears much...

Eiregal2 10

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:31

Oh I'd love to get my hands on that,the round end of a safety pin,some pressure and there we go,all gone

drkate25 30

Monday 10 September 2012 2:15

Until your ear gets clogged and needs to be flushed out (happens to my boyfriend all the time)

calliefornia2 3

Monday 10 September 2012 2:28

Ear pimples are extremely painful... I would have thought you could have felt it before people started naming it...

blaw 0

Monday 10 September 2012 2:35

Pop it!!!

Dayzha 0

Monday 10 September 2012 3:38

That Sucks And Kinda Nasty:)

EmoSquirrel 7

Monday 10 September 2012 21:00

Just wait, next they will begin building a colony.... The Hugonians will spread...

eddiemd 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 17:12

lol im sorry thats too funny , but it does suck check often

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