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Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22024) - you deserved it (1344)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I don't say this often, but... bitches be crazy.

#1 - On 08/28/2012 at 3:22am by ilovefall10

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Well someone needs some marriage counsiling.

#4 - On 08/28/2012 at 3:31am by Lizza330

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