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Today, my co-worker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:19am - work - by pridekills - United States (Florida)

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Maybe you should take that as a sign to start brushing your teeth, hm.

#1 - On 08/19/2012 at 6:07am by GemmaStyles

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That was very rude of him to say your breath smells like shit...but maybe YDI for having poor oral hygiene....too bad a friend could alert you to that nicely.

#5 - On 08/19/2012 at 6:12am by babybebop2

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