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Let's be honest. Who isn't allergic to cigarette smoke? Its just like pollen, except for most people the affects of the allergy are lung cancer, emphysema, and asthma.

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24- Fertilizer? Just kidding. That's pretty shitty of him to say. Pun not... HAH, who am I kidding? Pun totally intended.

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Well you have to get her back. How about you slip some sleeping pills in her food and when she wakes up shes in a nursing home in Madagascar. Revenge sweet revenge

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30 - Or secretly feed her laxatives, steal her car keys, and then lock her outside the house. Enjoy.

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37) i like that. How bout we put those together. We feed her both sleeping pills and laxatives and we send her to Madagascar.

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maybe you should try to talk to her about it? Or try not to be around her as much? Second hand smoke is a killer bro!!!!!!! ya gotta do something about it!

Let's be honest. Who isn't allergic to cigarette smoke? Its just like pollen, except for most people the affects of the allergy are lung cancer, emphysema, and asthma.

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That's the official government propaganda line: That the frail non smokers are all dropping dead from our smoke. If not they'd have to admit that most respiratory cancers are not cigarette related because the rate of them in smokers is less than double that of non smokers.

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42, is partially telling the truth, although I can't remember 100% of what school taught me it has something to do with the smoke that is mostly invisible to the human eye. Passive smokers inhale more of the smoke than the actual smoker does but the smoker gets all the other stuff from the cigarette itself. Passive smokers are worse off from the amount of smoke then inhale and smokers are worse off because from any of the other substances or properties of a cigarette such as tar. :)

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I imagined her spraying the febreeze while maw in-law was lighting up. It would have fucked up her mustache. Haha.

You should start slipping trace amounts of arsenic into her cigarettes, then innocently suggest she may be severely allergic. Or dead.

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Yup, they're building our drug tolerances so their beloved customers survive possible chemical accidents and terrorist attacks. Thanks Rock Island Tobacco Co.

Crappy mother in law. But at least she'll die from her chain smoking sooner then later to get her out of your life. Smoking is very annoying I find.

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