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Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6592) - you deserved it (30157)

On 07/13/2012 at 8:48pm - work - by Alexander D. (man) - United States

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Mate, no matter how bratty the kid is, suck it up and be nice. It's your job and you're there to serve the customer.

#1 - On 07/13/2012 at 11:48pm by shannonreneee

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You are stupid if you think you can tell a customer's kid to shut their mouth, even if they do need to.

#2 - On 07/13/2012 at 11:48pm by MDashwood

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