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Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64007) - you deserved it (3340)

On 03/03/2009 at 7:18pm - work - by samantha (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Fuck her! Fuck her right in the ear!

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:13am by Jimboom

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Have a friend pose as a customer and give you a home made coupon that says "All the shit I want for free". They're the customer; they're right.

#6 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:26am by ionelementz112

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