Kids: Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my...

By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 17:29 - United States - Charleston

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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Keep them to yourself, buddy

By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

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By vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:16

She seems very down to Earth.

Guy1009 15

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:18

Nothing to do now but clean up and tell your parents. Be glad she used dead snails and worms, not live ones.

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RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:16

She seems very down to Earth.

gummehbewr 19

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:17

Do the same to her and see how she feels. Sorry that happened OP

theoldman 22

Wednesday 30 December 2015 6:07

2 wrongs don't make a right.

Jason89 15

Wednesday 30 December 2015 19:47

@#46 ... but 2 "rights" make an airplane

exos_blackpearl 10

Friday 1 January 2016 21:59

A negative plus a negative equals a positive

Tori_belle 18

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:17

Get her back by dipping her Barbie dolls hair in syrup and let them attract ants? xD

Zaizun 11

Friday 1 January 2016 2:32

She probably just has electronics :p

Guy1009 15

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:18

Nothing to do now but clean up and tell your parents. Be glad she used dead snails and worms, not live ones.

PencilTips 19

Wednesday 30 December 2015 18:40

I thought she put live ones and she killed them in her sleep by crushing them... your idea makes it much less disgusting.

Zilten 10

Wednesday 30 December 2015 21:19

Dead ones are much worse than alive ones

nodeathtoall 19

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:20

Put live worms in hers She'll think she'll get them all until the middle of the night when they start crawling all over

geekpower_fml 28

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:22

Meh. I can think of worse things. But for now, tell your parents and make sure they ground her for a long time, I guess.

MsConfusedd 27

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:22

That shit's very serious. Best let her play on your phone next time or she might get even more extreme revenge, like live critters this time!

LucasKerr 12

Thursday 31 December 2015 21:47

I agree

IAm123 24

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:26

Reminds me of my sister.

Sxylilhalfpint 20

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:28

well..... are you sorry now?

twilight2002 17

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:28

your sister is epic lol

angelnursery 18

Wednesday 30 December 2015 3:10

More like bratty* :P

sweetbliss3 37

Wednesday 30 December 2015 4:43

more like needs an ass beating.

Ava_Darkflame 26

Friday 1 January 2016 19:14

Her sister's a bitch.

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