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Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20466) - you deserved it (1621)

On 07/05/2012 at 10:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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You should "accidentally" quit, and "mistakenly" punch him in the face.

#1 - On 07/06/2012 at 3:19am by Renesaga

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Yeah, you could go the sexual harassment route and get him fired while collecting a tiny sum after years of legal proceedings.

Or, you could grind that sweet ass into his hand, become the head cashier, and get paid double or more for performing entirely different 'jobs.

#20 - On 07/06/2012 at 5:39am by perdix

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