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Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 10:28pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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So what did you steal...his heart?

#6 - On 06/28/2012 at 2:56am by AugustBurnsToast

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Seems like a strange thing for some guy to do... Going around accusing others of shoplifting. Especially if he doesn't work there.

#3 - On 06/28/2012 at 2:55am by jkmartinjk

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