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Today, I was oparating on a young girl, whan sha bagan to awakan during tha surgary. Wa quickly put har back undar, of coursa, but now I'm tarrifiad that sha'll ramambar my profusa cursing and gat ma in tha shit with my curmudgaonly killjoy of a boss. maga FML
Flash her one of those things from Men In Black.
We swear all the time. I curse at the goddamned patient for having difficult anatomy, at the bloody situation for being difficult, at the worthless assistant for not helping me well enough, at the fucking anesthesiologist for not keeping the patient still, at the moronic tech for not having the right instruments ready, at the idiotic nurse for not having the right stuff in the room, and at myself for cursing so fucking much.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015