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Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awake during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML

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On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Flash her one of those things from Men In Black.

#4 - On 06/03/2012 at 6:39pm by lonkite101

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We swear all the time. I curse at the goddamned patient for having difficult anatomy, at the bloody situation for being difficult, at the worthless assistant for not helping me well enough, at the fucking anesthesiologist for not keeping the patient still, at the moronic tech for not having the right instruments ready, at the idiotic nurse for not having the right stuff in the room, and at myself for cursing so fucking much.

#35 - On 06/03/2012 at 7:01pm by DocBastard

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