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Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4007) - you deserved it (47143)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

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Why would you EVER consider doing that??

#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:38pm by kiran

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at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!

#2 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:38pm by Bill3485

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