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By Holding / Saturday 24 August 2013 05:21 / United States
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A lot of people will know. It's the most common comment to do with fmls involving shit. It just gets downvoted.

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Actually, shit out of luck sat with me better than "a shitty situation". A LOT better. I didn't have the urge to toss him off of a cliff.

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How much effort does it take to add that "c" in? Also, give a little more thought to your comment. Not trying to be a bully, just constructive criticism.

I wouldn't care at that point! If I had food poisoning, either people can watch me vomit or they can watch me shit, cause I am sick and don't give a damn about manners anymore. But seriously op, try and hold as best you can but if you can't, there is nothing to be ashamed of. It happens.

I bet squeezing your butt checks together will feel like an aerobic workout! :P FYL OP-- food poisoning sucks! I once got ill from oysters. I love them but fear ever eating them again.

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Same happened with me and delicious cocktail shrimp. They are so tempting but I wouldn't dare.

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My Dad discovered he's allergic to clams on a trip to PEI. Spent two days puking out the car window. NOT AWESOME.

Maybe you should've taken a plane. There's no chance of severe traffic and there's restrooms where you can shit and vomit all you like.

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those restrooms are always filled with some fat mongoloid though who takes 3 hours to wipe the huge span of his/hers ass crack

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Actually every construction site has 1... But usually if you don't have work boots or a hard hat they can let into their site due to safety :(

Just grab yourself a towel, play some loud fiesta music, and "Rat Race" it. Don't worry, OP. No one can hear you, so push away.

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