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By EPICfml. - 02/03/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By goestoschoolonsnowdays - 12/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML

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By stupid - 21/12/2010 15:21 - Ireland

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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Xinxinix 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:03

Same thing happened to me with my dad. Except it was a Saturday, and I was freaking out because I thoguht it was Friday, so then he drove me to school. And dropped me off, it was freezing. But, still, sorry to hear your dad did kinda the same :D

DickJokes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:07

Your dad is AWESOME! i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.

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Xinxinix 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:03

Specterk50 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:10

ya but did you post an fml about it?

claireful 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 8:06

at least you get snowdays! when was the last time it snowed enough for us California kids to get one? oh yeah, the iceage :/

Nok27 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:35

We don't get any up north either, because we're equipped to deal with the snow we do get.

0h 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:06

OMG! -_-

DickJokes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:07

Your dad is AWESOME! i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.

pink_mess 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:53

haha wen you get some are you like a perve whose gonna try and kidnapp them just to get some kids lol

Beast962 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:29

sorry , but you make absolutely no sense.......

Sacytrl 28

Saturday 8 June 2013 14:37

You'll see your kids on FML someday.

frankoisdarkel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:08

haha that sound like something my dad would do

RulingWalnut 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:10

Oh come on, appreciate the joke :P

lynx_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:15

Oh no, you didn't get to sleep in! FML? No.

bangarang11 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:16

HAHA! That sucks, and it's been done to me as well, but notice the swelling relief you feel when you can crawl back into your warm bed. :D

jm88 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:21

Lighten up, #6. It's a funny story. Glad he shared ^_^

PureGold 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:24

HAHAHA I would soooooo mad at my dad if he did that xP

FMyLawSchoolLife 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:24

Don't believe this one at all.

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