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Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22850) - you deserved it (4133)

On 03/26/2012 at 8:17pm - work - by ramis182 - United States (Washington)

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why wouldn't you have had your uniform on before you got to the club?

#1 - On 03/27/2012 at 2:16am by xxAlli

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Nothing is hotter than an electrifying bouncer whose not afraid to fight

#2 - On 03/27/2012 at 2:17am by matanblum

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