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By ramis182 - 27/03/2012 00:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML

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By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 10:48 - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

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By Undercover - 12/10/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

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By John - 30/06/2012 05:08 - United States - Watertown

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

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By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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xxAlli 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:16

why wouldn't you have had your uniform on before you got to the club?

matanblum 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:17

Nothing is hotter than an electrifying bouncer whose not afraid to fight

Comments

lrgenesis 19

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:21

There's a reason you wear that you know, but that really does suck because "not yet" probably means you'd just arrived at the place and didn't have time.

lovepandorasaver 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:57

Turns out they had a tazer, they start tazing on my butthole, over and over.

deadlydk 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:20

The phonies wouldn't let up, my butt-hole was on fire. The moral of this story is... You can't trust the system... MAN!

mlkeb73 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:54

Don't taze me bro

WFOchevy30 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:11

It seams as though you could have avoided all of this by yelling roadhouse

WFOchevy30 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:14

Also shame on everyone befor me who didn't make a roadhouse reffrence

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:26

That sucks and being a bouncer you're going to be doing that often.

tinkdatank 15

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:07

Damn, that sucks man

Tdevonner 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:13

fyl..maybe from now on you should wear ur bouncer uniform under ur clothes leotard style like superman and when danger breaks out you can rip open yoyr clothes, saving the day while simultaneoysly alerting the cops to the fact that you are not a threat!