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Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob’s called. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20252) - you deserved it (2021)

On 12/06/2011 at 7:26am - work - by boobywaitress (woman) - Australia

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That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

#3 - On 12/06/2011 at 10:09am by WCARlover

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That's so funny.
Only another 8 hours to the end of you shift :-/

#1 - On 12/06/2011 at 10:08am by fatbouy

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