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Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

#3 - On 12/06/2011 at 10:09am by WCARlover

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That's so funny.
Only another 8 hours to the end of you shift :-/

#1 - On 12/06/2011 at 10:08am by fatbouy

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