By mademoiselleaus - 06/12/2011 12:26 - Australia

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML
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WCARlover 34

That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

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bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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ChaosAngel17 14

I feel your pain OP. I'm a waitress too but these things happen everyday. Think of it as on the job training!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Poopdollar, please stop commenting. Don't talk about a guy's mom like that, heartless ****.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Well.. you'll have that, also away to get tips. It's a give and take lol as long as they don't take it too far

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bubo_fml 10

Your 1st customer was unoriginal...I would've worn dark glasses, pretended I was blind & try to read your uniform...

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poopdollar123 4

57 59 you guys are just mad because I ****** your moms to.

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flockz 19

and i slapped your mom with an english textbook *too. now be quiet you little turd.

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poopdollar123 4

flockz, thank you for correcting me. I'm Not going to talk shit to you, because you're cool.

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poopdollar123 4

hey flockz, you forgot to capitalize your I.

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