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By mademoiselleaus - 06/12/2011 12:26 - Australia

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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WCARlover 34

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:09

That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

bitchslapped22 14

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:12

You don't name your boobs?

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733yoda_fml 19

Wednesday 27 May 2015 21:34

Is it a breastaurant?

imhope 23

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:14

Hahahaha win

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