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Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word for him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17315) - you deserved it (1185)

On 12/06/2011 at 3:57am - work - by snarly1 - United States (California)

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What a dumbass.

#1 - On 12/06/2011 at 10:07am by SauceySarah

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So you thought it would be a good idea to bring that word to FML? The place where illiteracy breeds and people don't know your from you're?

#8 - On 12/06/2011 at 10:14am by cptmorgan6

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