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Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100252) - you deserved it (4347)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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holy shit!

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:03am by tech_guy

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Who would be cruel enough to vote YDI?

Your life is definitely fucked.

#8 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:25am by potentpotable

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