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Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20978) - you deserved it (2387)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:18am - work - by CathyM - United States (Virginia)

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At least he didn't take a shit in it right?

#1 - On 09/27/2011 at 10:07am by Frozenshades

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Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?

#5 - On 09/27/2011 at 10:10am by cradle6

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