Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8491) - you deserved it (13893)
On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States
skitzobiatch69's life also sucksToday, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all…
#6 - On 09/13/2011 at 4:44pm by ollie179
See in context
+58 | 14
#1 - On 09/13/2011 at 4:41pm by erazzle
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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